THE GUY AND THE FROG
A guy was
crossing the road one day when a frog called
out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and
put it in his
pocket.
The frog spoke
up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a
beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for
one week." The guy
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it and returned
it to his pocket.
The frog then
cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful
Princess, I'll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you
want." Again the guy took the frog out,
smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally the
frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a
beautiful
Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
ANYTHING you want.
Why won't you kiss me?" The guy
said, "Look, I'm a
computer programmer. I don't have time
for girlfriends,
but a talking frog is *really* cool."
