Quotes
- Grinder: "Sounds like a chopper."
Salamander: "Yep."
Grinder: "Sounds like a Doc Wagon model."
Salamander: "Yep. Definitely Doc Wagon. Wanna beer?"
BBBBOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
- Blake: "I've got 30 men in black combat armor coming at me on the tarmac."
"Request Re-enforcements. Over."
Control: "Read you. Re-enforcements are unavailable."
"Pin them down. Over."
Blake: "Pin them down???"
Control: "Yes, Pin them down. Over"
Blake: "Uh.. right." (Blam!)
Smolder, Smolder. Bleed, Bleed.
- "Glass?!?! Who gives a shit about glass?"
- [unplug] "Vixen, we have to leave." [plug]
- "What do you mean the VAN... turned 90 degrees?!?!? at 220kph!!!!?"
- Jester: "Hey, Salamander!"
"What?"
"Boo!"
- Salamander: (seven blocks later) "Yeah, and pick me up some steak sause."
- "Bright Light! Bright Light!"
- "Our paint was a Living Orgasm"
- Salamander(empathetically): "This is spooky. There is no life here at all.
Even the cockroaches are dead."
Grinder (to Blake)"Salamander says it's all clear."
- Have a bad day? No problem, follow thse steps:
- Come home.
- Open the Fridge.
- Grab a Beer.
- Shoot the Vampire.
Feel Better? No??? Repeat steps 2-4.
- Common opening moves: Kings Knight to Bishop 3, and Blake firing a grenade.
- Pay no attention to the vampire in the fridge.
- A Bullet???
- Whoah! A Flaming Willie!!!
- Salamander: Hey, Van... Jester seems to have disappeared from the Battletac.
Vantangaloo: Hmm.. he sure has. Too bad we can't leave the van to check it out. Wanna beer?
- Jester: THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD -ouch- THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD -ouch- THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD -ouch- THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD -ouch-
- (Elevator doors open)
Jester (from around corner): BOO!
*Brap!* (Full auto burst from AK-98)
Blake: Oops! Sorry Jester.
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