And now for something completely differentTop ten reasons Hockey is better than sex:10. It's legal to play hockey professionally 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour 6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds. 5. Your parents cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 min. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards |