"Yes I am !!!"

- The dude in the Bud Light Commercials

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we are wearing sunglasses"

"Hit It."

-Jake and Elwood Blues

"And route 17 leads to... Oklahoma????"

- Myself

"I want to find out who this FICA guy is and how come he's taking so much of my money.""

- Nick Kypreos, New York Ranger forward, on what he planned to do during his team's recent visit to the White House. (April 3, 1995)

"I got a gun! It's loaded! SHUT UP!!"

- Denis Leary in "The Ref"

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