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• Hanging out with friends
• Sporks! Do you know how to foon a spork?
• Jolt cola in longneck glass bottles
• taking pictures with my 1965 Nikon F Thanks Dad!
• Or taking pictures with my tiny Olympus XA, which is impossible to focus. Thanks also, Dad! :)
• Driving my 1985 SAAB 900 S Thanks again, Dad!
• Reading about cool graphics hacks in the Grafica Obscura
• CG / Electronic music
• to collect CD's.
• NEXT Generation Magazine In fact, i should probably get a subscription...
• Keyboard Magazine as well...
• Sam & Max Sam & Max Hit the Road is the only computer game i've ever completed!
• Danger Mouse
• Space Ghost Coast To Coast to melt my brain. Or Ghostplanet will do it as well..
• my Amiga 1000 (Amiga Lorraine) (and desparately wants an Amiga 'Walker')
• my Atari 2600
• Stoopid stuff, or at least dumb games
• I thought I had too much time on my hands...
• Cuidado! Cuidado! Cuidado las llamas
• Info on UFO's
• Multislacking and i'm quite good at it too!
• Keen drum samples even if i have to steal them or even make them.
• Playing Doom deathmatch (or Dukematch)
• Sega Saturn / arcade games (Virtua *, Daytona USA, Fighting Vipers, Rally, etc...)

• Philbin 3-d model animation language/system
• Jamtracker My mod/tracker for the 386+ PC/AMD Interwave ©
• A-CO Amiga COntrolled positionable light
• DARNIT My sound-controled light controller
• Miscellaneous Aaarrggh! Productions type things.

I like music irregarless of it's popularity but I occasionally dislike songs because of their popularity. I hate the offspring irregardless of their popularity

• Ruby (see upper image)
• Elastica (see lower image) (Or look at these...)
• Sarah McLachlan
• "Wierd Al" Yankovic
• They Might Be Giants
• Mike Oldfield
• Vanessa Paradis
• Ajax (Buy "Aphrodite"! it's really good!)
• Echobelly
• Too Much Joy
• Leftfield
• The Innocence Mission
• Nine Inch Nails
• The Art Of Noise
• The Orb
• Coil
• Itallian horror movie music (ie: Goblin's "Susperia")
• Vince Clarke projects (Erasure, Yaz, Depeche Mode)
• Robyn Hitchcock
• Alan Wilder projects (Recoil, Depeche Mode)
  Recoil made possibly the most georgeous song of all time, "Freeze"

  Squeeze

  etc...
  
  Music i think is cool that i do not yet own...

  The Cure

  Gravity Kills

  Beck
  
  Music I tote to & from work in order from top to bottom

  Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells 2 (*****)

  KMFDM - XTORT

  Vanessa Paradis - (self titled)

  Frontline Assembly - Tactical Neural Implant

  Garbage - (self titled)

  Recoil - Bloodline

  Ace Of Base - The Sign

  Information Society - Hack

  Information Society - Peace & Love Inc.

  Big Audio Dynamite II - The Globe

  Ruby - Salt Peter

  Decon Blue - Fellow Hoodlums

  Tempest 2000 (Game Soundtrack)

• Heathers (see image)
• Hudson Hawk
• Zorro, The Gay Blade Jou have not heard of de ships in de field?
• Raiders Of The Lost Ark (the other Indy movies too)
• Most James Bond films
• Tape Heads & miscellaneous Mike Nesmith films
• Tron How did Sheridan and Londo get trapped in a computer?
• Real Genious
• Shallow Grave ...at least for the surreal police ;)
• Tank Girl She's just the girl you want
• Naked Lunch It's a Kafka high. You feel like a bug
• Quentintino films (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc...)
• The Muppet Movie Drinks are on the house!
• Clerks & Mallrats Fly bad-ass, Fly!
• The Jungle Book & Robin Hood (Disney's animated ones)
• miscellaneous anime
• etc...

• Might still be a borderline ENTP - ENFP.
• likes people for who they are, not their appearance or sexual preference
• A guy who likes stereo systems with quality, not power.

Former Castle AAARRGGH!-type people (see image)
• 100% PURE SURFACE (No offense)
• tall intimidating dude
  
  locals
• visit hallewood! :)
• Optimus Prime is all you see here
• Jolene's keeper (alien s. monster)
• Fozzie Bear
• Guaymar What's a Guaymar?
• Watch out for snakes (You never had a puppy.)
• Cha-Ching! (spraypaint? Money.)
• The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup (pat)+
• The orange monster
• No, i don't think i'll ever get over Macho Grande
• Daaaaave!
• Velcro Head!
• Argvark Bort Bort! YOLT!
• One must shower daily
• When I drink beer, I feel fluffy.
• TREnt (V) reznOR
• How old are you?!?
  
  people i work with
• Moof
  
  people faaaar away
• Dave ...as seen in the pictures from Gorefest 96
• the floridian
• The Other jerry
  
  people i wish i knew
• see above list of music.
• Shawnee Smith
• Justine Frischmann (lead singer of Elastica)
• Winona Ryder
• Kathy Ireland Well, it'd be a shallow friendship... she's a few forks short of a picnic.
• Andie MacDowell NOTE: I'm not sure if this page is good or bad
• Sherlyn Fenn
• Mitzi Kapture (Rita from Silk Stalkings)

All products mentioned may or may not be the trademarks of their respective companies. All views expressed are the views of the person who wrote them, or spoke them, in this case, probably me. I am not responsible for any wrong-doing or stupidness caused by the information held within these pages. No animals were in any way harmed in the creation of these pages, with the exception of a mosquito which bit me. Mosquitos are not animals so nevermind that last exception. If you like what was done in these pages, then i did, it, i take credit for it; however if you do not like what i have done, then it was not me, I don't know what you're talking about. Any similarity between any views, images, sound samples, melodies, people, animals, monsters, artists, or fictional characters is completely non-intentional, but if you find any, please let me know.

This started out as a joke, but being all the dorks and idiots on the net that there are nowadays, you can never tell what you can be held liabel for... ugh

/ Scott "Jerry" Lawrence