Advice

Question:

Dear Bob,

You're my last resort!  I've tried every other recourse
and failed.

You must tell me, who lived in Ireland during the Iron
Age?

				signed,

				Mildly Curious

Answer:

Judging by the wringled and misshapen appearance of
your letter, you're obviously not living in the iron age.
What you need is starch, and since we're talking about
Ireland, I recommend potatoes.  Baked, french fried, and
mashed potatoes are all part of a healthy, but mildly
curious diet. That, and beer. A half dozen pints of Guinness
should keep you from sending strange questions to magazines.
Now, off ya go, my good man!