Joke Archive: Oct 2007 - Aug 2008

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By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, October 04, 2007 - 09:08 am:

OK, so this has to be the funniest thing I ever saw. Earlier today. True story! OK, so there I am at the gas station where I always buy gas and also snacks for the road. You know those "Sno-Balls," the ones with marshmallow and cocoanut sprinkles? They come in lots of flavours like white and pink.

So anyway, it is October and therefore Halloween, so now they have an orange variety and they decided for some strange reason to call them... ready for this?

Go-Balls!

So for some reason this struck me as insanely funny. I mean, it sounded like some kind of motivational battlecry just for the male of the species.

So of course I bought some. Kind of tastes like pumpkin.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Thursday, October 04, 2007 - 10:43 am:

Sol ate balls! AND he kinda liked 'em! ;)

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, October 04, 2007 - 11:59 am:

Pumpkin balls.

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 - 10:52 am:

Alright, so something else happened to me yesterday which was quite funny. Well, maybe just NEAT. So there I am, driving down the expressway when a piece of purple gift-tissue drifts into the middle of the lane. So I say to myself, "No problem, just paper, I'll drive right through it and that'll be fun!"

So I do and the square of purple drifts straight at my windshield, flying up into the wind. Direct hit! I look in my rearview mirror because I want to see it shooting off the back of my metro (that sort of thing is cool to me) but I can't see it.

Where is it? Where did it go?

Well, I'm driving along and just happen to catch a glimpse of my car's shadow on the road. The purple square has landed PERFECTLY on the top of my antenna and is hanging off like a streamer. I drive for 20 more minutes like this until I finally get to work and the thing falls off.

Not exactly a joke, but really REALLY cool.

What's your funniest story?

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 - 02:44 pm:

How to get beat up at school this Halloween:

http://www.costumecraze.com/POKE02.html

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 01:52 pm:

The White Ninja

Your Daily Dose

asleep

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 03:55 pm:

Your new White Ninja Comic...

sandwich

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 01:18 pm:

fake

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, January 03, 2008 - 04:38 pm:

Here's your BOBBIN FIX for today. Funny ha ha or perhaps Funny ho ho. You decide!

Bobbin

By Houdini (Houdini) on Thursday, January 03, 2008 - 05:31 pm:

uhhhhhh....

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Friday, January 25, 2008 - 03:17 pm:

Why Fred, Bryan, AND Luke all use Axe Deodorant. But be careful! You can run into big trouble if you don't use it wisely.

AXE

By Sol-El of the House of El (Sol) on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 03:26 pm:

Goblins, again

action

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 01:14 pm:

What's the difference between an AT-AT and a Stormtrooper on foot?

Ones an Imperial walker the others a walking Imperial.

By Sol-El of the House of El (Sol) on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 02:04 pm:

*Chuckles*

By Sol-El of the House of El (Sol) on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 11:10 am:

Data has a bad day:

http://www.40konline.com/community/avatarsul/avatar_38558.gif