What? Two years since the last Top Ten list? OK, so here are Ten Reasons why you SHOULD post in LEV!

10 - It's totally counter-culture. And counter-culture is cool.

9 - Where else can you talk all day about Beavis and Butthead in the name of Unity, Levity, and Harmony?

8 - It gives that cool Nostalgia feeling. I mean, sugar gives a high also, but you know, LEV won't keep you up all night. Unless you drink sugary drinks AND post on LEV. That would work.

7 - In a blind taste-test, people chose LEV over the competition.

6 - On most message boards you post with a bunch of people you don't know. On LEV you post with a bunch of people you do know.

5 - It's just a click away.

4 - Since 1993... and counting!

3 - Watch Spiffy Ninja duke it out with Richleau for the title of "LEV MASCOT."

2 - You can post your favorite top ten lists here.

1 - You already know you want to.

By Houdini (Houdini) on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 03:39 pm:

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
3. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
4. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
6. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
7. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
10. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

By Houdini (Houdini) on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 03:39 pm:

9. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.

By Houdini (Houdini) on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 11:38 am:

Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip


10. "Has everyone updated their will?"
9. "The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it's another heart attack"
8. "This can't end well"
7. "My pacemaker also makes bird calls"
6. "I want that quail taken alive -- let's find out what the son of a ••••• knows"
5. "Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it"
4. "Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man"
3. No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike
2. "You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you're labeled a bad guy"
1. "Duck!"

By Who is the (Knight_Hawk) on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 10:31 pm:

Dam I was able to read the leet speek in the one three up with no problem. Um uh oh.

By Houdini (Houdini) on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 - 11:46 am:

Being leet means ya get more booty, not less. ;)

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 - 01:25 pm:

Oh yeah!

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Friday, January 25, 2008 - 03:01 pm:

Ten things to Ponder


Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland security.

And the BONUS thought for today "Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."