"Whoa! Thats gotta hurt!" Houdini says pulling out his trusty voice activated tape recorder, "Note to self: NEVER pick a fight with jn."

-Houdini

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

The beebles came running in, attracted by all the free drinks. Once they sit down at YOUR bar, there's no getting rid of them, they'll drink themselves silly all the live long day.

"You see," Sol continued, "the reason I switched to teaching was for the human factor. But there just isn't that much human contact when you have 800 students every 4 days..."

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"My name's JAR JAR! Whoosa you??" says the flamboyantly boyish reptile guy. He notices a nice string of Zimas lining the wall and shoots out his tongue to grab one. As he yanks it straight at his own face, the bottle smashes him in the head and shards of glass go everywhere.

"Meeso's Eyes! Meeso's Eyes!" he shouts.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

Greyfox ignites his two violet light-sabers and begins carving Jar-Jar into little tiny pieces. Bits of Jar-Jar fly everywhere, and the entire room cheers the demise of the outrageously annoying imbecile...

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"Meeso have ouchies!" says the Lips of Jar Jar from someplace on the floor.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

Suddenly, each of the little Jar Jar scraps began a startling metamophosis. Each gobbet, toe, ear, etc. formed a tiny individual Jar Jar. Soon dozens of the creatures were swarming over the floor, each nattering away to all the others.

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Austin Powers shakes a little Jar Jar out of his Cappiccino. "I'm telling you, baby, it isn't mine!"

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey Solenoid. This place is grovy and it freaks me out, yeah! What did you say you called it again??" Austin shouts across the room.

"Austin, it's called town pub. Party! Yeah. This is the gathering place of new Lev Society." Sol shouts and then with a grin takes another bite of his seven layer burito from taco bell.

"Yeah, I can dig that! Levity, Unity, and fun that sort of thing. What a grovy concept. It's freedom baby yeah!"

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Sol starts doing the Austin dance ...
da-dada-dada!
da-dada-dada!

Sol and Austin both show off their hairy backs and Brittish underpants.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

Three little Jar Jars shriek in fear as the hairsuite duo do their thing.

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Suddenly, Sol punches out Austin Powers. "He's a woman, baby, see?" Sol pulls off the wig to reveal that... Austin Powers is a woman! "Who do you work for?" demands Sol.

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"I work for Doctor..... Evil..." the woman said as she colapsed. An arrow from a crossbow was stuck in her back.

It was then Sol spotted....

Doctor Evil!

"So Solenoid we meet at last, I see you met my double agent Austina Powers."

"You killed her!" Sol shouted.

"Yes, she got careless. I don't tolerate failure." Doctor Evil said with an Ed Sullivan smile.

"What are you doing in Lev World?" Sol questioned.

"You see Solenoid, I and my associates at Virtucom, own the Internet. We control the information superhighway. We use this network to spread choas, and further our evil...plot.. to take over the world."

Just then Scott runs into the pub..

"Dad! No!.. don't tell him our whole plan." Scott admonished.

"Sh... Daddy has some big people talk to do with the gentleman..." Evil Retorted.

"But dad... I think we should not tell him anything...." Scott started to whine.

"Sh... Just remember I have a whole bag of Sh! for you." The Evil Doctor retored a second time.

"But..."

"Knock knock" Evil asked Scott.

"Who's there?" Scott replied.

"Sh!"

"But dad..."

"Let me tell you about a man named Sh! Now Daddy finish his long villan speech with the nice man? Throw me a freekin bone here, okay?"

By Tony (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"Internet?" recoils Sol, "Never! You won't ever get away with it! It's too... too..."

"Evil?" says Dr. Evil, sticking his pinky into his mouth.

"Crazy!" says Sol.

"Do not mock an evil Genius," retorts Dr. Evil, "Mini-me, attack!"

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

Mini-me bites down hard on Sols left leg.

By Amanda Turenchalk (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

A ravishing young woman enters the bar. The barlight's illumination clings to her long raven hair. She pushes her pale cleavage into Dr. Evil's face.

"Do you have a lighter?" She questions and she brings out a Virgina Slim 100 cigarette. She puts it to her full red lips and awaits for the flicker.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

She sighs, knowing that Dr. Evil must have something else on his mind. She had never felt so insulted. Every man wanted her, or so she thought.

She puts her cigarette back, knowing Dr. Evil has other things to do. She backs away, looking for yet another male victim.

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

A tall handsome man , with dark hair sporting a dark black armani suit enters the pub and sits at a table which had been reserved for him.

"Do you require a beverage sir?" the waiter asks.

"Oh, yes please. I'll have a Vodka Martini, shaken not stired." the stranger says with a familiar british accent.

He spots a beautifull young woman standing near the bar. After exchanging noticable glances he motions her to join him at his table with his handsome eyes.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Pandora sees the striking man motioning to her. She casually walks over, hips swaying. She slowly and angelically sits down next to him. She pulls out her cigarette again and puts it to her blood red lips. "Do you have a lighter?" She asks, with one eyebrow raised.

By Solenoid (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Dr. Evil shakes his head and comes around. He blinks his eyes like a pigeon.

"Way to go, Doofus," says Scott.

"That makes Daddy angry, very angry," says Dr. Evil. "I'll be back," he says, shaking his fist, "So watch your patook, Solenoid! I will rule Lev World, ha ha ha ha!"

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"Yes, but of course." the handsome man replies reaching for his zippo lighter from his front coat pocket.

In one fluid motion he opens the lighter and a familiar blusish flame appears.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Grinning lavishly, Pandora lights her cigarette. She catches a quick glimpse at the lighter. It has a dragon of some sort on it. What could it mean? Or is it just any ordinary zippo lighter?

"My name is Pandora. I'm new in town. I decided to check out the pub so see if I can meet any victims...I mean new friends."

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"I see.. You like my good luck charm? This lighter has saved my life on more then one ocasion. I bought it at a flea market in Tibet six years ago. So Pandora, what is a lovely woman like yourself doing in a tough neighborhood like this?"

"I'll answer that, in time. But first you must tell me your name. " Pandora said with a wry smile.

"Of course dear. My name is Bond, James Bond."

By System Administrator (Admin) on Unrecorded Date:

"Really now?" Pandora laughed and rolled her eyes in disbelief.

"Yes, really! You can be anyone and everyone in here." James replied.

*soft classical music begins playing in background*

"Would you like to dance?" James asked

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

A tall man with long dark hair walks in the door. Hee looks at Pandora for a second. He looks at Pandoras cleavage for a second. He looks back at Pandoras face for a second. He looks at Sol, shrugs and walks out the door.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

Greyfox looks around, and does a double-take as he sees the empty pub, with old beer-stains on the wooden floor, stale fun-string clinging to the rafters and slowly-spinning ceiling fans, and a heap of bottle-caps in the corner. The old Wurlitzer was silent, and nearly a quarter-inch of dust had accumulated on everything.

"What the--" Greyfox began... Before realization hit him. "Not again," he said, brushing the dust off his shoulders as he turned to take total scope of the situation. "I really hate having to search for everybody in TOPICal nonexistence. Why do they do that?" he says as he leaves the Pub, locking the door behind him. His search for the missing LEV-ers had begun again, only this time, there was a much wider expanse to search...