So I found out that I have actually a LOT of friends who haven't even seen STAR WARS! Believe me, I'll be rectifying this at the earliest possible convenience!

Sol

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, August 16, 2007 - 04:42 pm:

What I really am looking forward to is Star Trek 11. Leonard Nimoy as the "Number One Vulcan." Now how cool is that? Why has it been SO LONG since there has been any Star Trek? Well, good to see that this is on the mend.

By Reality is but another illusion. (Houdini) on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 03:50 pm:

Ah for the love of all that is sci-fi. I hope star trek 11 doesn't disappoint.

By Sol-El of the House of El (Sol) on Monday, May 12, 2008 - 03:36 pm:

If you are willing to adhere to its tenants, you may want to join. Matrixism is a new religion inspired by the famous trilogy.

http://www.geocities.com/matrixism/

By Houdini (Houdini) on Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 03:51 pm:

LOL.

"You mean I'll be able to dodge bullets?"

"No Neo, when you are ready, you won't have to."

"Morpheus, are you ••••••• mental dude? I can't dodge bullets."

"No really Neo, these bullets are computer code I didn't mean you could dodge real bullets, just these fake ones that exist in the matrix."

"Man, that is some Bullshit Morpheus! I came here looking for the truth and you tell me I can go into the matrix and be some nerd superhero?"

"Well, umm.. exactly. Only I can tell you how far down the rabbit hole goes."

"Rabbit hole? Dude, shut up, right now. Why do I need to go into the matrix at all and risk getting killed by computer code when we can simply make a construct that I can control with a keyboard and mouse?"

"Umm.. Neo the matrix doesn't.."

"Did you guys even try?"

"No not really, it just isn't as cool as going in and risking death."

"Umm.. Look I may like playing warhammer 40k online but I wouldn't want to actually be a space marine getting shot at by orks. Lets make a ••••••• avatar and give it unlimited lives."

"But that would make this movie boring"

"Movie? First you said we were in a dream world, then we are in the real world, now yer telling me I'm in a movie?"

"uhhh..."


The brothers appear from out of nowhere.


"Neo, just go along with it ok? I know we made a flawed movie that had a totally disappointing thrid act that pissed everyone off but yer in our movie so deal with it!"

Neo walks back to his trailer and remembers he is really Keanu Reeves. The end.