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By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 11:42 am:

Look at this GREAT email I got! I can't wait to quit my awesome job and become a Mail Forwarding Processor!

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Dear, Sir/Madam,

Our company has an open position in our U.S. department for a Mail Forwarding Processor. This is a parttime/homebased position and the applicant must have some qualifications:

- Adult age
- Cell phone for urgent duties
- MS Word, MS Excel, PDF qualification
- Higher education
- E-mail access and ability to work 4 hours a day
- U.S. authorized work status

Our salary is USD25.00 per package + 5 percents commission from every processed parcel

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 11:53 am:

Now this one ACTUALLY has me confused, a little. It is a MySpace email that looks like junk, but also looks real enough to make me wonder. Should I ANSWER??? There aren't the usual bimbo vids on this MySpace Page - is this person for real? Or just trying to scam my email addy?

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hey whats up. My name is Trista. I just made a a myspace to search for some guys near where im moving next week. Anyway i guess you live within 5 miles of my new zipcode cause you came up in the search. anyway im moving to go live with my old best friend lindsey and i dont really know anyone from there. So i thought i would find a guy that sounded cool on myspace to hang outg with and maybe show me around ;0. ANyway if you are interested then shoot me an email at tristagaly10574@gmail.com . Thats the best way to get in touch with me because i dont really check my myspace email much. Hope to hear from ya babe.

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 01:24 pm:

I'd say it's spam or a joke man, my advice is to ignore it.

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 02:05 pm:

It's gone. BTW, nice handle, Knight Hawk - or should I say WARSMITH! Too cool, man!

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 03:10 pm:

Well i've gone back to my Chaos roots so I figured why not name myself after my chapters leader title.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Friday, November 16, 2007 - 04:04 pm:

Yeah, let that email go, Sol. Besides, what are YOU doing cruising on myspace picking up chicks, anyway? ;) (that's MY job--see how well I've done at it?)

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 09:41 am:

Well, I'm not exactly cruising for Chicks - my email box just fills up! Chicks must dig me, I can't help it.

OK, OK, no real Chicks, yet - just spam ads pretending to be real Chicks.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 - 12:53 am:

you still did not concede how well I have done at cruising smokin chicks from MySpace. You must admit that I have come into close proximity with SEVERAL attractive ladies whom I now consider good friends, one of whom is even my girlfriend? Somebody at work told me I am dating out of my league. I laughed and asked them what league they thought I was in, and they couldn't answer me. LOL!

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 - 09:29 am:

That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Tell him to suck rocks. That's my opinion. And yes, I have to admit, you have all kinds of smokin' ladies on your MySpace Page, Fox. As for me, you know, I don't know if I will even keep my MySpace Page up for much longer - you know how I'm into Internet Privacy and such, but then again, it has reconnected me with you, old friend, and a couple of other old friends also, so you know, what the hey?

Although it hasn't connected me with anyone I don't already know, I can't say I am surprised since I don't really tell very much about myself on the page. Perhaps I will be more successful if I put my Ninja picture up as my avatar rather than the Jar Jar. I mean, how could that fail? People love ninjas.

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 09:44 am:

Here is a millionaire who seems to be in trouble:

Accept my apology for contacting you this way which was due to the urgency of my request I'm in a precarious situation that warrants my talking very little till I confirm our business relationship. If its money please that'ld be no problem, I just need to know if you are capable of handling large funds and you can be trusted. Presently I'm in the tight clutches of my native government who has amongst other things confiscated my company and my freedom all in a bid to finance its reform programmes in the past few years. I'm a construction engineer and a gold merchant before. The internet for now is my only uncensored link to the outside world and I'ld appreciate it if you take me very grave.You'ld be well re numerated for your effort and assistance. I would need your utmost confidentiality and However,shipment would commence 48hrs once I am in receipt of your details which includes your telephone, fax numbers and secured receiving address as well as your mobile if any. The dip lomatic is not aware of the content as funds but the Luggages would be marked "Diplomatic Luggages" and this is strictly confidential it should be within the both of us until you receive the Luggages.They offer door to door delivery as p.o box is not acceptable.The said funds is total $US17.7Million all in 100 dollar bills,I would be willing to give you 25% while the rest would be invested into a profitable business till I can travel to meet with you. I would be waiting for your details so that we can proceed. kindly reply to my email davigeorge55@gmail.com Remain blessed

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 10:13 am:

The internet for now is my only uncensored link to the outside world...

Right there I had to stop myself from laughing out loud. I was surprised how well it was composed till after that remark and the grammer and spelling went out the window.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Friday, December 28, 2007 - 01:15 am:

I saw poor grammar in the first sentence.

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Friday, December 28, 2007 - 09:58 am:

Hey Fox - how are you? Yes, bad grammar. Alas, looks as if I shall not get my *million* dollars...

By Sol Hawk (Sol) on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 09:34 am:

Please
Be Extremely Careful
especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton.

Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation
'Life is beautiful.'

If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , and delete it immediately .

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon.

AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of destroying it.

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner.'


PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS EMAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS and ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY

By Sol-El of the House of El (Sol) on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 09:34 am:

Bonsai Kitten:

http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/index.html

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 03:24 pm:

I've figured out it was a joke site but that wasn't funny at all. I acctually found that offensive.

By Sol-El of the House of El (Sol) on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 11:16 am:

I didn't think it was funny either. I think it is terrible the way people will treat animals this way for a laugh or a hoax.

Sol