Amanda:

You are realted to James Stewart? The Jimmy Stewart? I love watching "Its a wondefull life". It was one of my favorite christmas movies while I was growing up. He really was a great american actor. How are you related to him?


Now to stay on topic.. I'll post a quote:

"Courage is grace under presure."
-Ernest Hemingway

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Oh, THAT James Stuart!

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

No, James "Jimmy" Stewart, the actor. He was born in Indiana County, where I live now. About 15 minutes away is the Jimmy Stewart Airport, just five more minutes away is the Jimmy Stewart Museum. I am related to him by married, but I'll be damned if I don't assume that does count as something important. My grandmother has cousins who are Stewarts. They are cousins to Jimmy. It counts still and please don't ruin it for me. I like to gloat.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"I have something to say. It's better to burn out, than to fade away!"

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"There is no problem that cannot be solved by a reasonable amount of high explosives."

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"And now, class, it's time for your final exam. Yes, Mr. Fry?"
"Ummm, I missed a couple lectures. What subject is this again?"
"Ancient Egyptian Algebra!"
~GASP!~"What a nightmare!!"
"Mr. Fry... Are those your underpants?"
~Fry stands, wearing only his underpants. Everyone points at him and laughs~
"Young Man, I think you need to learn a lesson about new LightSpeed brand underwear..."
~Lightspeed commercial ensues~

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"You live and learn. Or, you don't live long."
  --Grandfather Stonebender

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"Leprechauns are like little leppers... only smaller."

Unknown source
(okay, I made it up)

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"I didn't do it!" -Source unknown

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Good one, Sol. Why are they like little leppers?

***

"There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
   -- Douglas Adams

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

--Bill Watterson

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

I like a man who grins when he fights.

--Winston Churchill

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"You're too late AGAIN, Mr. Bond! It's a bad habit of yours! There's nothing you can do. The missile's fully programmed; it CAN'T be stopped! In a matter of minutes, my plan will succeed, and, thanks largely to YOUR efforts, the British Navy will destroy the evidence! And I'll be out of here, in a Carver news helicopter, covering the event! It's going to be a FANTASTIC show!"
  -- Elliot Carver, "Tomorrow Never Dies"

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Ba Weep Granna Weep Ninnybon"

Universal greeting from Transformers the Movie.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

For a dreamer night is the only time of day.

--Jack Kelly

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

You'd be amazed at how often people who have no choice act as if they had one, and lose everything because they could not bear to do what had to be done.
     - Jason, The Worthing Chronicle, Orson Scott Card, 1983

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"You called me 'boy' when in fact it is I who am older than you!"

--Dark Schneider

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!
  -- Rick Jarmin, played by Mel Gibson, "Rick Jarmin"

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Getting divorced because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married because you do.
  -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"I am not afraid of storms because I am learning to sail my ship."

--Louisa May Alcott

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"No, Groucho is not my real name. I'm breaking it in for a friend."
  -- Groucho Marx

****

I like children. If they're properly cooked.
-- W.C. Fields

By Bryan (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

:) Cool Amanda!

How about this one? :
***

"A light heart lives long."
- William Shakespeare

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"Why do you destroy entire cities, and conquer nations? Do you wish to rule them? If you wish to rule them, why don't you rule? Tell me why you do it, Dark Schneider!" --Gara, Ninja Master.

"Fine. I will tell you why. I'm doing this to kill all the ugly Gorilla-men like you, so I can have all the women for MYSELF!" --Dark Schneider.

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

da-aak schneidaa!

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Show me the law on bringing a head out of the country, ah? It ain't a fruit, it ain't a vegetable, it ain't even a plant!"
  -- Rico, "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag"

****

Education: The inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
-- John Maynard Keynes

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

What about the Rimmer Directive? It states quite clearly, "Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family."
  -- Rimmer, "Red Dwarf"

*****

"If you can't lie, cheat and steal for your friends, who can you lie, cheat and steal for?"

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement."
   -- Henny Youngman

******

Monty: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Simon: Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard.
  -- "With Honors"

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Clarke's Law

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic."

By Smack Daddy (Sherm) on Unrecorded Date:

8 Heads was such a funny movie. :)

OB Quote:
"We know you're useless, like cops at the scene of a crime."
-Jeff Buckley

Sherm

By 21st Century (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"Do you want to wear the daddy pants? Do ya?"

Doctor Evil

By Smack Daddy (Sherm) on Unrecorded Date:

I saw TSWSM like 4 times over T-day Holiday, because people kept missing parts, or falling asleep in the middle, or whatever. I think I was the only one who watched it all gazillion times. :)

"Get in my belly!!!!!!!!!" -- Fat Bastard

Sherm

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

Brian says there's a Dr. Evil short of some kind on the DVD...

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"Secrets. You want secrets, huh? How about this... Apparently, if you experiment once with a man you're a poet--twice and you're a >finger-quotes< 'libertine'. Is that good enough? No? You want more? More for Mr. Nazi? OK. Let me see... I once slept in a horse. It was roomy--or, was it smelly? I don't know... I was the first person to use >finger-quotes< 'finger quotations', or so they tell me. I wrote 'It's Raining Men,' or so the London book club says. I once sat on a bus and willed myself a menstrual cycle. I'm the Princess of Canada... But I can't back that up. I named my right testicle 'piss' and my left testicle 'vinegar'."

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

No wonder they didn't put that in the movie!

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

I'll let you watch it when ya come down for New Year's!

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Instructions on a tube of medicine: To use, unscrew cap. Good thing they explained that."

*****

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER!
  -- Friar Tuck, "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

I love to sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.
--Hemingway

By Who yo Daddy? (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

--Ben Franklin

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Josef Stalin.


******
God I swear that if I get out of this I'll never steal again.
Well god you know how weak willed I am.

Mouse to god--Lady Hawke

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

Good to have you back, Damien! Did you have trouble finding the place? ;>

"Yah. They're always after me lucky charms."

scattered snickering

"What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms!"

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

I talk to God all the time and, no offense, but he's never mentioned you.

Phillipe Gaston 'Ladyhawke'

By 21st Century (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how
sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

Every minion of evil needs an unholy army of the night...

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Ye beasties whats happened to his head?"

"It's on backwards!"

--Snotty and Commander Rett after beaming president Scroob.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"First things first, Dr. Evil! Where's your toilet--I've got a turtle-head pokin' out. I'm not kidding. I've got a crap on deck that'll choke a donkey... It's sguidgy... I'm serious, here--I'm gettin' all emotional over it."

"Right. Fat Bastard, my mojo, please."

"Where's my money?"

"Very well, give him his money."

"Jeez, he's tiny! I've had chunks of corn in me crap bigger than him! Wait a minute... He kinda looks like a baby. Doctor Evil, I'll make a deal with you--you keep your money, you get your mojo--give me your baby. Come here, you! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you--higher on the food chain... GET IN MY BELLY!! Wha--You're lucky, wee man..."

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with you that
reincarnation wouldn't cure!"
  -- Jack E. Leonard to Ed Sullivan

******

"He that's born to be hanged needn't fear water."

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Slot Machines

Inside the door there was a bar where you could drink yourself silly, if you warn't satisfied that you was silly enough to start with. Along with the bar they had foun machines that Blackie said was called one-armed bandits.You put a quarter in one of them machines and pull a lever, and the machine spins some wheels and tells you why you can't have your quarter back.

Two fellers was putting in money an yanking the levers. I bet them fellers would have laughed if you had offered them a job in a factory yanking a lever all day. There they was doing the same work and paying the machines for the chance to do it. Now and then the machines would tease them fellers by giving them back a few of their quarters, but it warn't no more than a loan, and the fellers paid it back quick.
  -- Toby Kwimper, from "Pioneer, Go Home!" by Richard Powell, 1959.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Perseverence: a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
  -- Ambrose Bierce

********

"What's wrong with wanting to live?  Any dog can do that.  Are you a dog? You're not a human being until you value something more than the life of your body.  And the greater the thing you live and die for, the greater you are."
     - Jason, The Worthing Chronicle, Orson Scott Card, Ace Science Fiction, 1983

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

And now a collection of wisdom from Mystic Iced Tea bottle caps.

The key to happiness is a short memory.

A bird in the hand makes a big mess.

Make your words sweet, you may have to eat them.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Peter: Maybe I should go see that doctor. He did help Nancy lose weight.
Michael: Nancy's anorexic.
Peter: I know. He's really good.
  -- "Office Space"

******

I finally found out where the ubiquitous playwright, author and composer, Anonymous, lives. In the town where all the busses are going to -- Charter!
  -- Gerald Walker

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Joe Fox: The whole purpose of places like Starbuck's is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what they're doing or who on earth they are, can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee, but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall! Decaf! Cappuccino!

[exits]

Next customer in line: I want a tall, decaf cappuccino.

  --  "You've Got Mail!"

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."

-- Josey Wales, played by Clint Eastwood, "The Outlaw Josey Wales", 1976

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Since I started working, every single day has been worse than the day before, so that every day you see me is the worst day of my life."

-- Peter, "Office Space", 1999

"I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented Dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize."

-- George Bernard Shaw

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
-- Oscar Wilde

*****

"For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women."
-- George Pappas, "You've Got Mail!", 1998

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

I can't recall the last time I was in a fight like that! No moral ambiguity, no hopeless battle against ancient and overwhelming forces. They were the bad guys...we were the good guys...and they made a very satisfying thump when they hit the floor.
--G'Kar

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other." -- Samuel Johnson

*****

Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.
-- "Spock", Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 1991

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

God goes by many names...different faces and history, but all describing the same Creator. We've come here to learn ALL those names in hopes of better understanding the One who is behind them.

--Brother Theo

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"I'm being arrested for being a plumber."
Mario, Super Mario Bros.

---

I know, I know stupid movie but it was on TBS today and stuck in my head.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"The reason talk is as cheap as it is, is because the supply greatly exceeds the demand."
-- Anonymous

****

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw

By The Great (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"I want to know how God created this world... I want to know his thoughts; the rest are details."

-Albert Einstein

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"The London Underground is not a political movement!"

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"This is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot."

--Stephen Franklin

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

-Robert Frost

****

And as my friend Chalz would say "Life? What is Life?"

By I am (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Life. Don't talk to me about life."

--Marvin the manicaly depressed robot, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Come on, Kong, forget about me! This thing's just never going to work, can't you see?"

-- Jessica Lange as Dwan, explaining to the love-sick Kong why she can't be his girlfriend in "King Kong", 1976

*****

"The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense."

-- Mark Twain

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

Scientist: Now, if this thing of mine works, and we can get close -- real close -- and bombard that bird's anti-matter energy shield with a stream of mesic atoms, I think we can destroy that shield. The bird would be defenseless, then, except for the beak, claws, and wings. You could hit it with everything but the kitchen sink. General: We've got the kitchen sinks to spare, son!

-- Morris Ankum (the General) and Jeff Morrow (the Scientist) having a technical discussion in The Giant Claw, 1957

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

Now what would I want with a reputation? It's a good way to get yourself killed.

--Jason Mcculloch

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."

-- Fran Lebowitz

*****

"You're too smart for me, baby, I like 'em stupid!"

-- Walt (Douglas Fowley),earth-astronaut who is about to die (but doesn't know it), to Alpha, the head Moon girl, in "Cat Women of the Moon", aka "Rocket to the Moon", 1953

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

>click< "OW!" >click<
>click< "You shot me, you A-hole!" >click<

By THE ALL POWERFULL (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

--Dante, 'Clerks'

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

mother: "Drink your milk!"
son, whining: "But Mom! It's lumpy!"
mother, yelling: "Then CHEW it!!"

By THE ALL POWERFULL (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Actualy thats Malcolm in the Middle.

By THE ALL POWERFULL (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Edsel: You ok to land this thing?

Zeke: No problem, man.

Edsel: I think you're goin' a little high, man.

Zeke: It's ok, man. If ther's one thing I know, it's how to drive stoned. You kinow your perspective's F#$%@ed so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight.

Ship rebounds off of wall and smashes into assorted structures.

Edsel: Oh, wow. Good landing man.

Zeke and Edsel- "So Beautiful, But so Deadly" from "Heavy Metal"

point of intrest: what makes this dialog even funnier is that Harold Ramis played Zeke and Eugene Levy was Edsel.

By Bryan Cummings (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds."

--Dr. Egon Spengler in the 1984 comedy feature Ghostbusters

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

Egon: "I almost forgot--it's important to NOT cross the streams. It would be bad."

Venkman: "Hey, Egon, I'm a little fuzzy on this whole good-bad thing."

Egon: "Imagine all the molecules in your body excelerating to the speed of light all at once."

Ray: "Total protonic reversal..."

Venkman, looking from Ray to Egon to Ray: "OK--That's bad. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

Egon: "I just had an idea. We could cross the streams."

Ray, muttering: "Cross the streams..."

Venkman: "Whoah, WHOAH! I thought you said crossing the streams would be bad! I don't like this."

Egon: "We need to reverse the particle flow back through the dimensional gate. The only way I can think to do this is cross the streams. There is definately a very slim chance that we'll survive."

<pause>

Venkman: "I love this idea. I'm all for it. I've been behind it from the start! Let's go."

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all."

-- Anonymous, but it could have been Dan Quayle

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"I want room service! I want the club sandwich. I want the cold Mexican beer. I want the 10,000 dollar a night hooker! I want my shirts laundered like they do at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo."

--Johnny

By THE ALL POWERFULL (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Stilgar do we have Worm Sign?"

"Usel, we have Worm Sign the likes of which even god has never seen."

----Paul Moedeib and Stillgar, Dune

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"According to the American Society for Incomplete Research (ASFIR), 9 out of 10…"

By Amanda (Starkindler) on Unrecorded Date:

"Ever since Karen got killed, it's been a real drag."

-- Teen party boy in "The Horror of Party Beach", 1967

By THE ALL POWERFULL (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey shoot a nuke down a bug hole; ya got a lot o' dead bugs."

--Ace, Starship Troopers.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"Take your finger outta the end of my gun!"
"How dare you pull a gun on me! Just ease off the hammer."
"If that gun woulda gone of it woulda blowed up right in my face."
"Well it wouldn't have done my finger a whole hell of a lot of good either now would it?"
-Pa Danby
-Jason Mccolloch

By THE ALL POWERFULL (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Find all you need in your mind
If you take the time

--Dream Theater

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

Jesus saves, Allah forgives, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a good sandwich
-A.P.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"Lo, there do I see my father--
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters and brothers--
Lo, there do I see the entire line of my people,
stretching back to the beginning--
Lo, do they beckon me to join them--
to take my place at their side in the halls of Valhalla,
where the Brave shall live...
Forever."

By I get the last laugh (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Ever notice how if you just stay quiet for long enough you can here God laughing at you.

By I get the last laugh (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Here we are
Born to be kings
We're the princes of the Universe.

--Queen , "Princes of the Universe"

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"I hate having to make moral decisions, especially when we don't get paid for it."

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"Shooting at a man who is returning the compliment means going into action with the greatest speed of which a man's muscles are capable, but mentally unflustered by an urge to hurry or the need for complicated nervous and muscular actions which trick shooting involves."

--Wyatt Earp

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."

--Ford Prefect

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"He's perfect in every way--and also fits conveniently in most overhead luggage bins..."

By Aileen Pagan-Welch (Ewokie) on Unrecorded Date:

Read this somewhere:

There are only three people in this world that are good at math. You and I.

By I get the last laugh (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Receptionist: So Mr. Simpson what is the reason you want to become a big brother?

Homers Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.

Homer: Ah, revenge?

Homers Brain: That's it I'm outta here.

--Simpsons.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"Follow the bird! It will lead you to your destination!"

"LOOK! It's going back to the village!"

wizard looks around nervously,"Ignore the bird--follow the river!"

By I get the last laugh (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"I'm gonna be naughty." Pauses "I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god."

---Quinn, Blade.

By Funk Sol Brother (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

"..."

--Vampire Hunter D

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Yeah that him. That's the one that slimed me."

---

Peter Venkmen, Ghostbusters.

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

Ray: "I couldn't help it. It just--popped in there."

Venkman: "What just popped in there, Ray?"

Winston: "LOOK!"

Ray: "No, it can't be!"

Venkman: "What did you do, Ray?"

Ray: "I tried to think of the most harmless thing... Something that could never possibly hurt us."

Venkman: "What, Ray? What did you think of?"

Ray: "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man."

Venkman: "Mother Puss-bucket!"

Ray: "When I was 10, we used to sit around the campfire, roasting stay-puft marshmallows on summer nights in Camp Wocanda. He was the most harmless, lovable character from my childhood. I never thought it would end like THIS..."

Venkman: "Okay, Ray's gone bye-bye. What have you got left, Egon?"

Egon: "Sorry Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

By Bryan Cummings (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

Lord Helmet: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?"

Col. Sanders: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now."

Helmet: "What happened to then?"

Sanders: "We passed it."

Helmet: "When?"

Sanders: "Just now, we're at now now."

Helmet: "Go back to then!"

Sanders: "When?"

Helmet: "Now!"

Sanders: "Now?"

Helmet: "Now."

Sanders: "I can't."

Helmet: "Why?"

Sanders: "We missed it."

Helmet: "When?"

Sanders: "Just now."

Helmet: "When will then be now?"

Sanders: "Soon."

By Funk Sol Brother (Sol) on Unrecorded Date:

re: -2

If you just read the first 3 lines, you get something naughty...

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! OhmyGodthatshilarious! ;>

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

God created Man, and then said,"Hell,I can do better than that!"

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

My favorite Scene from Starcraft's in-between cinematics. It's important to note the two characters speak in a twangy southern-redneck accent:

Fade in, Dune-buggy on patrol on a desert-looking world. 2 people inside, Sarge is driving, Lester is the passenger. Country music playing on radio...

Lester: "Why the hell we gotta always listen to this sh*t for, Sarge?"

Sarge: "'Cuz I'm in charge, that's why Lester."

Lester, Muttering: "Don't seem like no good enuff reason ta..." points at creature outside, running. "Hey Sarge, what's that?"

Sarge: "Hood ornament in a second." >THUD< "SWEEET! Roller!"

Both dismount vehicle, approach fallen creature in front of buggy.

Lester: "looks like you tore up some poor fella's dog, Sarge."

Sarge: "That ain't no dog, Lester. That's a zergling. It's a smaller type 'a zerg. It wouldn't be out this far unless--Oh, Sh*t."

both turn to see several LARGE, Hydralisk-type zergs standing between them and the buggy. Lester looks at Sarge, both look very scared.

Lester: "I love you, Sarge."

Sarge, looks at Lester, looking even more afraid than before "HUH?"

Both die.

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Why live up to everyones expectations when you let their expectations live up to you.

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Great she's a toaster oven; Can we go now?"

---Purvis of Call, ALIENS RESURRECTION

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

I hated that movie. And now, just to stay on topic, a quote:

"I HATED that movie."

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Luto got brother."

---Laberynth

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"A Jedi never forgets how to die."

---Obi Wan to Vader, Star Wars: A New Hope radio drama.

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

The enemy are gifts from the Great Mysterious. --Sitting Bull

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"Shut your f*cking mouth, you donkey-raping sh!t eater!"

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"I'm a vegetarian. Not because I love animals -- I just really hate plants."
--A. Whitney Brown

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunder storm just on the night his Great Work's finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."

--Neil Gaiman

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"You're a very quick man with a sheet, sir! Death cannot be assumed simply because signs of life are not present!"

'The Wrong Box"

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Have you done this before?"

"What kind of pilot do you think I am?"

---Jake and Hoagie just before making a water landing, Jaws the Revenge

By Naughty God (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Just as I thought loaded dice. Who raised you monkey?"

---Happy, McHale's Navy

By Bryan Cummings (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

"It's rather a pity in a way. Now the universe is down to 699 wonders."

-Doctor Who

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"There is no problem which cannot be solved with a reasonable amount of high explosives."

By The One Known Only as (Greyfox) on Unrecorded Date:

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of Safoo that thoughts acquire speed--the lips acquire stains...
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

---Gwen Demarco, Galaxy Quest

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Hello Vinney. It's Uncle Bingo, time to write the check."

---Joker, Batman

By Bryan Cummings (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

Mitch: Whatcha doin'?

Chris: Self realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"

-Real Genius

By Bryan Cummings (Houdini) on Unrecorded Date:

Droz: Pigman! PIGMAN!
Tom: Whats he doing?
Droz: He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman Theory: No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine
or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
Tom: That's his thesis?
Droz: Yes! Thats the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Gameboy if you know how to bullshit.

-PCU

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

love that movie

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

HEY YOU GUYS!

---Sloth, Goonies

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

If the stakes are so high Commander, why keep score?

---Worf, Star Trek The Next Generation, 11001

By Rigel (Nat) on Unrecorded Date:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons...

....For you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

--bumper sticker my roomate saw recently

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

My friend Adam has that same one on his car.

"The almighty says stop changeing the subject and answer the F*&%$ng question."

--Steven, Brave Heart

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

--Martin Blank
'Grosse Point Blank'

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

I am lost.
I have gone out to look for myself.
If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Spinning complacently in the darkness.
Covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives.
False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber.
Wake up.
An eye is upon you.
Stareing straight down and keenly through.
Seeing all that you are, and everything that you can never be.
Yes, an eye is upon you.
An eye ready to blink.
So face forward, with arms wide open, and mind reeling.
Your future has arrived.

Are you ready to go?

---Powerman 5000

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"I looked into her eyes and saw thousands of generations' hopes and
dreams. The strongest of which was also the most simple. To live."

---'On Deaths Wing', Damien Ertle

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

...Born of the land,
and like the land immortal.

---Conner McCloed, Highlander End Game

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

Don't draw fire. It irritates those around you.

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

The Butts of evil await my bootprint!

Boo says: "What?"

---Minsc, Baldur's gate II

By Subcriminal (Nat) on Unrecorded Date:

A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."

-Stephen Crane

By Margravine (Ranger) on Unrecorded Date:

"Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...ask yourselves, all of you...what power would HELL have if those here imprisoned were NOT able to DREAM of HEAVEN?"
-Dream

By Subcriminal (Nat) on Unrecorded Date:

"He who draws noble delights from the sentiments of poetry is a true poet, though he has never written a line in all his life."

-George Sand

By Subcriminal (Nat) on Unrecorded Date:

"My profession is to be free."

-George Sand

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

"Here's a little trick mother taught me while you weren't around."

"You know. I glad you changed you r last name you son of a @#$%$#!"

BANG

BANG

BANG


---Avatar, WIZARDS

By Vengence is Mine (Knight_hawk) on Unrecorded Date:

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards. They are subtle and quick to anger.

--JRR Tolkien, The Two Towers.